“you do the total opposite to what the doctor told you”

“your freckles outnumber the days in the year”

“bosco taught you to count”

“you know what a culchie, a langer and a bogger is”

“going for one means ten pints in the pub”

“you have red roots”

“you get great satisfaction from seeing your clothes dry outside in one day”

“you can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking”

“it’s ok to live with your parents until your at least 30”

“you have no idea how to make a long story short”

“you're strangely poetic after a few beers”

“your first communion makes you more money than your first months salary”

“dinner is not a proper meal without a spud”

“you understand what someone means when they say come over at half 8, it actually means half 9”

“people ask how you are doing and then they do not stay around to hear your reply”

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“you are, or know someone, named "Murph". If you don't know Murph, then you know Mac, if you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully, and you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy”


“you may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing”

“and last but not least... Being Irish means... your attention span is so short that ... oh, forget it”